Monday, October 19, 2009

Dulu.Kini dan Insya'allah Selamanya~XDD


apa nie???XDD


So, it's been a while tat we are blogging here in blogspot~
we hav decided to take a break~ bkn maw cakap
hilang idea ahhh..~XDD
tapi,
kami punya exam dah nak sampai dah nie..
bak kata pepatah~"it's juz around the corner"..hahaha=DD
jadi ingin b'henti utk seketika...XD
bnyak subjek maw d'belajar nie...haizzzz

So, tis is gonna b our last post b4 our big examination(SPM)~huhu:(
Free to read our older posts...they're quite funny indeed...~
we'll make sure to update this blog right after the exam(FREEDOM!)...~bak kata si gabang...dapat cium sua tue baw....baw apa...?freedommmmmmm!!!XDD!


So to our beloved readers...wish us a very2 gud luck n pray for us for our success...we'll miss u guys n gurls...well... see yeah!!!

ciao cin ciao



abychio~XDD

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

5c class partey...(lama sua)~hahaha!






yewwwwwhaaawwwwttttt!!xDD!


assalamualaikum~
hahaha~
sorry2 arrr...~
lama nda post...~
marah sua c aby td...
:P~

yaaaa dgn ini....

saya/chio/haziq

ingin membuat post tentang class parteyyyy pada sabtu lepas....~
:P~
well....~
the party of 5 C was held at the conditel(pardon me if im wrong...:P) in front of stella's highschool...

bermula jam 3...
tp gue n aby dtg jam 4...sorry arrrr...transport lambat dtg....hahahaha!

bulih tahan lar...siok jua...~byk jua benda kami bwat....ada yg swimming...(gue dan aby nda lar...shy2 meow2 kami...)HAHAHA!ada yg makan(arrrr...ini yg kami brabis nie)ada yg menari...(malam2 jak bru dtg kick kami maw nari...hahaha).....~

so byk lar aktiviti kami bwat....
last2 gue n aby pulang jam 7pm...
:P~

that event is our last...before spm maahhhh...maw matey kar klu bwat lae....HAHAHA!

well...~
for ex pmr candidates...
Merdeka for u guys n gurls...~(kunun lar)
enjoy tue enjoy jua lar arrrr....
tp yg lawak nie....~
ada brabis...(not all arrr...but some of them)
mcm lar teda skul sua taun depan...
cam tae jak....~HAHA!
jumpa jua kamu skul tue...~
padahal rasa lar kmu form 4 nnty....
rasain LOOOOHHH~(bahasa indon...)
hahahah!
especially for the upcoming sc stream students...
well...u'll be sorry if u think that ur form 4 days will be a 'honeymoon' for u guys n gurls...

abis crita ttg form 3....
hahaha...
kita berdalih kepada first day of school since the pmr's holidays....
well...
aby cam tae jak nda dtg...HAHAHA!
gue terpaksa menjalani pelbagai dugaan dr 'jalan keramat' iaitu melalui the 'class of bitches'...~
sandi....~
2 masa terakhir tue lae lar cam tae...~
'chio haziq,chio haziq!'
tapuk2 muka lae...
bkan c penyapu lar...pandai sua dya duduk diam...~
but her classmates are infected with this kinda desease that aby n I disgust the most....BITCH syndrom!(not all okay...=.=~)
bodo...cute lar tue kunun ko pggl nama aku g2....
FUC* OFF larrr....~'go die eat shit arrrr'.....(quoted from aby's words....HAHAHA!)

get a life girls...
respect us more then we shall respect u...
disrespect us more then we shall MOCK,DISGUST,*&^&^%^$#$%^& n etc u...~:P~

fuhhh...~:)~

Chio~

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

2 Month of blogging!!!~XDD




hohohohohoXDDD REH!!!=DD



nampak nya sdah 2 bulan blog d blogkan!!!XDD
so, we AbyChio wan 2 thank all the readers out there~XDD
n our followers sdah meningkat laa~ insya'allah!!!ahahahaXDD
4 tiz month, we like y'all give us some ideas on our next posting!!!=DD
so yeah, we love u all!!!XDD

n 1 more thing.. wish us GUD LUCK in our SPM examinations!!!XDD
kin takut eh~0.o

~Klaud
~ elle
~ kak fifi
~hizami
~azue
~eiya
~fie92
~zulaikha
~hotaru

Thnx 4 fllwing us!!XDDD


owhkay!!! untill next time~
taataa


~AbyChioXDD

Monday, October 5, 2009

How Do I Meet With Chio~XDD


My brother from another mother~hahahXDD

U all must wan to noe, how me and Chio meet~=DD
Actually, it's so complicated but nvm...
i will tell u about it~XDDD
Trust me!!! U all not going to believe how do
we meet!!!hahaha=DDD



Let's strt wen both of us still in primary skul~
There's nothing happened wen we in primary skul.. coz
i was in tat skul which is S.T Agnes wen i was in primary 6~XDD
fyi, i frm semenanjung(Kelantan)~
but not really in Kelantan~ i was born in Perak,
then moved to K.L, then moved to Kltn, and
then here i am in Sabah~hahahaXDD
OK~ wen in S.T Agnes i was in 6 Jujur class which is
2nd last class frm 5 class all together~i tell u!! it was sux!!!
hari2 gaduh!!!XDDD
but, there's wer i meet my 1st love~ohhh tat moment was so sweet~XDD
Opsss, i should stop talking abt tiz and continue the story~hahah=DD

Unfortunately, Chio a.k.a Haziq was in 6 Cekal/Tekun~
omg!!! i forgot...hahahaXDD~wat i noe either both of them laa~
who cares!!!and fyi, i don realised abt Chio existen in tat 1 whole years~
hahahahaXDD~ tat was so true!!=DD

Then we have our UPSR exam... and luckyly i got 4A's and 1B's~
OMG!!! i'm so proud of it~hahaha

After tat, both of us was placed at S.M All Saints and fyi oso,
i still don realised abt Chio existen..hahaha
How cruel i am!!!XDDD
Then, we hav b given our class~
which is, i was placed in Cemerlang which last time was called Cempaka~
haha.. so bida!!!
and Chio was placed in Bestari, which last time was called Bakawali~XDD

And we studied untill we form 3~hohohoho
PMR timed!!!XDD
Actually, there's nothing oso happened between us coz
i still don noe abt his existen~XDD
i even don noe or heard abt his name...hahahaXDD
Am i mean????XDD~

Then, we have our PMR exam~ and luckyly oso
i got 4A's and 4B's~XDD
so, i guess number 4 was my lucky number!!!=DD
Hell Yeah!! now no.4 was offically be my luckiest number ever~
hahahaXDD
i guess so~hahaha

So, frm my rslt i was placed oso in Cemerlang~haizzz
can't run away frm it~XDDD
fyi, Chio oso was placed in Cemerlang~hahahaXDD
sama jaa tahap kepandaian kami~=DD

And u all are not going to believe tiz~
i don perasan Chio was in my class 4 1weeks~hahahaXDD
can u all believe tat!!!
ohhh god, Y Chio so invisible one???XDD
Wat a so called bestfriend i am???XDD
and, i oni perasan him wen.... ohh!!! wait
i forgot how i perasan him....hahahaXDD
but it's got to do wif shuffle thingy.... i tink so~0.o

Then, after 2 years being friend wif him~
i realised how nice he is~p/s: i'm not gay!!!XDD
juz wan to let u all noe abt his attitude~
he oso always spend me makan... nasi ayam woot~XDD
hes really nice!!! no wonder laa c penyapu is crazy abt him~hahahaXDD

So, tat how we meet... it's complicated isn't it???XDD
and now here we are... being a bestfriend...hahaXDD
Are we????hahahaha=DD Jkz!!!


owhkaylaaa, i should end tiz story~
4 the pmr students!!! GUD LUCK woot~XDD
All the BEST 4 u all!!!


Okie!! untill next time~
taataa...


aby~

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Class Of Bitches!!

well,ASSALAMUALAIKUM!!
It's been awhile tat we r not posting..
So, here we go again..
memandangkan posa dah abisss...
so,
paham2 laa ahh... apa yg akan kami post..hahahXDD

1st of all, SELAMAT HARI RAYA..=DD
10 syawal dah nie... ALHAMDULillah!!!
klu ada open house tue jemput2 laaa kami....XDD
maw makan free nie...hahaha


Title of our post 2day is...... bacalaa sendiri ahhh.=DD
sbnrnya class nie bkn laa apa laaa
cuma sikap mrk yg m'buatkan...GANGGUAN dari
pelbagai aspek... u name it!!!XDD

Fyi, d'sini laaa penyapu d'kelaskan...haizzzzz
sinopsis pasal penyapu nie...
sbnrnya, dia laa ketua segala bitch....
mcm Chio cakap... dia tu 'President' laaa konon.hahahXDD
penyapu nie, t'dapat jgk konco2nya...
yg sama taraf dgn dirinya sendiri.. mmg SHIT laa...=DD
abiss semua org d'ganggu mrk...
mcm laa sekola nie, BAPAK dorang punya...=DD

dtg sekola jaaa.. pressure,
dtg jaa..pressure...XDD
kalah2 pressure SPM...adesss!!!

mesti korang ingat kami cakap pasal pompuan jee kaaa..
jan silap.. dkelas tue pun.. lelaki dorang pun dah..
join the geng.. 2 kali 5 jaaa...=DD

sbg contoh, adalaa satu org laki nie(nama d'rahsiakan)..=DD
sama taraf power dia dgn penyapu..
mngkin dia bole d'gelar...
'penyodok'..hahaha=DD
ahh dia laa nie..=DDD

cerita dia gini...satu hari tue...
adalaaa kawan kami.. pompuan yerr....ehhh=DDD
mana bole kasi taw sapa..hahaha
kawan kami nie spt besa dtg ke sekola pada awal pagi..
ingin menujui ke destinasi yg d'ingini...XDD
utk ke destinasi t'sebut...
dia harus melalui jalan keramat t'sebut...aduiii=DDD
nie yg kami harus lalui jgk nie... kan sandi tue.hahah
kawan kami tue jalan laa spt besa...
TIBA-TIBA, SUDDENLY, OPOCOT, WOW, OMG!!!
dia t'dengar nama nya d'panggil.. b'ulang kali...
dia pun apa lagi memandang ke arah kawan dia yg satu lagi..
kebingungan.. kut omputeh 'BLUR'..hahahXDD

dia pun m'cari2 punca suara sumbang t'sebut muncul...
sekali d'pandang... JENG3
penyodok plk yg memanggil...
malu2 konon dia... bagus klu hensem..
nie ndak.. macam jamban lum siap jaaaa...=DDD

kawan ku tue t'kejut melihat wajah penyodok tsebut...
menyesal dia tgk ke arah kirinya..
bak kata pepatah,"JANGAN PANDANG KIRI".. teteda bah busssXDD
kechill2 sdah pandai ngorat... ntah sdah sunat kaa blum..=DDD
adesss.... tu laaa lumrah hidup...
maw t'balik sdah dunia nie... SUBHANALLAH..=DD


Dgn ini, sampai d'sini laaa saje buat masa ini...
ooooyaaaa...~p/s :thx for the wishes from u guys(n gurls)
BUFDAY CHIO wok~~~XDD

owhkay, untill next time..
taataa~~



AbyChio~







Friday, September 18, 2009

Balik Kampung...~


ooooo...ooooo....ooooooooo....balik kampung....~XDD!

Assalamualaikum wahai pembaca2 blog yg gue sayangi...:P~

ramadhan...maw abis....syawal kian menjelma...~
alhamdulillah lar...gue dapat posa penuh nie taun...(lum lae abis posa nie bah kan...HAHAHAHA!)
well2 now...~

saya/chio/haziq

ingin mengucapkan selamat hari raya aidilfitri kepada muslim dan muslimat serta kepada org bkn muslim...
nda salah jua kmu celebrate tue jooo....
enjoy kita....!!aramaitiiiiiiiiii....~

nie taun c aby pi kl...T.T...~
MTT pun sama jua...HAHAHAHA!
gue(chio~) pi menumbok nie taun.....siok budu...~:p~
;D~

jd kepada MTT n Aby tue...jan lupa beli buah tangan arrr...
KO PIQ!!!UTANG AKU LUM LAE KO BAYARRRRRRRR!!!!!
ingat janji ko kc beli aku baju arrrr.....~
rm 30 pun jadi lar...:P~
hahaha!
MTT...~
klu teda buah tangan pun buah kaki pun jdlar...
jan jak buah da**~
HAHAHAHAHA!
astagfirullah al azim~
=.=~

so kepada readers sekalian....
gue n aby mengusun sepuluh jari tangan dan kaki memohon maap kepada sesiapa yg tersinggung membaca post2 kami sebelum nie....MAAP KAN KAMI...~
kerana yg buruk dtgnya dr kami...
segala kebaikan dtg dr ALLAH S.W.T.
:DD~

so dgn ini...
enjoy lar kmu arrr...
have a nice raya...~ :P~

Ali datang membeli kopi,
Abu datang memberi memberi nafkah,
teda duit raya di poket ini,
hanya senyuman tanda sedekah...~

HAHAHA!

assalamualaikum...~

org yg masih berpuasa...~

Chio~

Friday, September 11, 2009

Skill2 Memujuk GF@BF~XDD


nie yg kita ndak maw nie klu b'kapel~XDD



dimulakan dgn, ASSALAMUALAIKUM~>.<

MERAJUK nie slalu nyer keje org pompuan jer laa kan..
walaupun ada gak lelaki2 yg teringin merajuk kan diri(cam tahi jaa)~XDD
mmg buruk tahap DEWA laa klu ada gak lelaki yg merajuk..haha
nak2 klu mmg muka x hensem.. org cakap muka mcm jamban x siap laa gitu~
hahahaXDD~

Nak memujuk nie mesti ada skill dan gaya yg b'sesuaian utk
digunakan bagi memujuk kekasih hati~ SEH!!XDD

So, let me do the talking~XDD

Langkah Pertama~jeng3~

GUNAKAN ORANG TENGAH:-
Klu agak kronik mmg payah nak memujuk sendiri,
maka korang mngkin memerlukan perkhidmatan
org ketiga@org tgh@org perantaraan@pa2 jaa laa yg korang pnggl..hahahXDD
Hantar laa kwn baik korang ke @ minta tolong kwn baiknya..
cakap2 cikit ngan kekasih korang... kasi lembut ati dia..
suruh terima korong balik.. tu laa sapa suruh gaduh!!XDD
Tapi dlm melaksana kan skill ini,
korang kena laa b'hati2 cikit.. kang jadik..
harapkan pagar,pagar makan padi..o.0
Melepas korang klu kwn baik t'over baik memujuk
Si dia untuk dirinya sendiri~o.o
Tu sendiri maw ingat laa..hahaXDD

Langkah Kedua~

GUNAKAN AYAT POWER:-
Klu bole kumpulkan sebanyak mungkin ayat2 power
yg korang tlh perolehi dari mana2 sumber...XDD
dan ungkapkan kpdnya ketika dia merajuk..
Gunakan segala bunga bahasa yg ada.. klu x de bunga, guna jaa daun.hahXDD
Ambik petikan2 romantis dari novel2
@
cerita2 yg meletup(bkn cerita ganas yer)!
Klu x cukup power, rujuk sekali Kamus Dewan Edisi
terkini agar x de ayat2 yg salah dan sukar difahami..hahahaXDD
Si dia comfirm 'CAIR'.. klu korang m'guna kan skill ini..>.<

Langkah Ketiga~

AJAK DIA MAKAN2:-
Ini antara skill2 yg popular gak sejak zaman dahulu,
org cakap, ni adlh skill turun-temurun nenek moyang kita.,hhaXDD
Klu bole ajak laa dia makan sate, minum ABC @ ice blended,
MekD atau pa2 jaa laa kedai makan yg b'dekatan.hahaXDD
Klu dia merajuk jer ajak g makan,
merajuk jer ajak g makan...>.<
Lihat laa perubahan dirinya dlm masa 3 bulan,
pasti m'berangsangkan dan kus semangat tubuh badan..hahahaXDD
Tapi klu Si dia balik2 merajuk.. tu makna nyer mmg nak
makan kasut saiz 7 laa tue..hahaXDD



So, tu laa skill yg harus ada praktik kan utk memujuk
kekasih hati korang.. insya'allah berkesan..hhahaXDD
Klu x b'kesan juga.. tibalaa masa nyer korang
cari yg baru, bak kata pepatah..
buang yg keruh ambik yg jernih..>.<


Owhkayz, untill next time~

ciao cin ciao

aby~